Think people

Skinny Jeans - Was there not a big enough variety of jeans before some idiot thought up skinny jeans? I mean really. One has to be like a size 2 to be able to wear skinny jeans in order for them to not look like an overstuffed sausage.
And who told guys that it is OK to wear skinny jeans? Who authorized that memo? So I'm clear, it is NEVER OK for guys to wear skinny jeans. I don't care if you're singing to thousands at Madison Square Garden. It still isn't OK.
Skinny jeans are called skinny jeans for a reason. You know? One should be skinny when wearing them. Therefore, it makes no sense to make the jeans for people who wear, say a size 14. Honestly. Quit. And just because there are skinny jeans in your size 14 doesn't mean you have to buy them, or wear them!!

Stretch pants - Like biker shorts, there is a time and a place for stretch pants. That time and place is the gym. That's it. We're not in the 1980s anymore when wearing a gigantic sweater over stretch pants was OK. It's 2010 and no one wants to see your enormous gut hanging over your way-too-tight stretch pants while you stock up on Doritos and pastries. Again, stretch pants are for the gym. Oh, and when you get the bright idea to cut slits into your stretch pants and hit the club, think again. That is also never a good idea.

Animal print - I mean.... Just don't.